Silicon Valley Playboys Stand United For Proposition 69

I’m glad that Michael Arringon “came out” earlier and supported Proposition 8 2.0, which guarantees interspecies marriages. Discrimination in any form isn’t acceptable, and banning marriage between humans and farm animals is discrimination.

But there’s an even more important issue that’s on the ballot November 4 in California.

Player haters, feminists and religious fanatics have teamed up as part of an unholy alliance and are threatening to launch a legal assault that would make it impossible for men to engage in ménage à trois in California. This is not only a threat to the rights of men everywhere but to innovation in Silicon Valley. If small men with inferiority complexes who made it through high school with their virginity intact and who question the adequacy of their penises do not have an incentive to build billion-dollar companies so that they can prove themselves to the world and attract beautiful women at the same time, the United States of America will collapse.

Therefore, I urge all of my readers in California to vote “yes!” on Proposition 69 this November 4.

And if you didn’t have all of your wealth tied up in shit technology stocks like GOOG, be sure to purchase your tickets to this weekend’s Silicon Valley Player’s Club Fundraiser for Prop 69 to be held at a sprawling private estate located at 44 James Avenue in Atherton tomorrow, October 31.

I won’t be attending but since the supply of beautiful women is short in Silicon Valley, I was brought in to fly several dozen Argentinian and Brazilian “models” to Atherton this week and can assure you that they were hand-selected by moi and meet the highest standards (Spitzer AAA).

Only a few tickets are left. They’re $1,499 per player and you can expect debauchery on par with a rap music video.