Introducing the Drama Pod
It is with great pleasure that I announce that my company, Drama Holdings S.A., has acquired the exclusive rights to market an innovative virtual reality technology that will be publicly available within two years.
The virtual reality Immersive Cocoon was recently featured on CNN and is being developed by design collective NAU. Its core purpose is educational but I immediately observed its application to the business of sin and am pleased to report that soon, every man and woman with $150,000 to spare will be able to purchase his or her own Drama Pod.
The Drama Pod offers an immersive virtual reality experience filled with pleasure and sin. It’s Your Own Private Red Light District and and gives both men and women an outlet for all of their sexual tensions without the need to deal with real people.
This is therefore sure to be a hit with people who live in Silicon Valley and on Twitter.
What more needs to be said? With the Drama Pod, you “Go In, Cum Out.”
I am accepting pre-orders so please call if you would like to be one of the first to own a Drama Pod in your neighborhood.
