What you’ve witnessed is 19th century capitalism played out on a 21st century stage. These “visionaries” don’t give a damn about the “products” they’re hawking. They see the Web as a perfect breeding ground for their “get rich quick” schemes, owing to the hype, low overhead and relative newness of the platform. In 1.0, it was stockholders who were left in the dark when these paper dragons collapsed. In 2.0, it will be the VCs and Angels wondering what happened to their bottom line when they see no return on the millions invested in Facebook apps and the like. But they’ll wise up soon, and when that happens, it’ll be the end of the innocence of the Internet. Until all them purdy iPhone and Andorid apps come out — oh boy just wait till you see what’s cooking in THAT pot!!!

Over night, I was broke and the internet was the last f**king thing on my mind. It was the BEST THING to ever happen to me. It left such a bad taste in my mouth, I only use the internet at work now.

I HAVE MY LIFE BACK.

This social media thing is f**king ridiculous. The more people use it, the less social they get. They forget how to interact with people who don’t have the exact same interests as they do, and that make them boring f**king cunts.

Let them have their f**king interwebs. I’ll take their girls.