Thank you from Wikipedia founder, Jimmy Wales

Dear Reader,

Since July 1, more than 125,000 of you have donated $4 million. In addition, we’ve received major wire transfers from Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC totaling $2 million. This combined revenue will cover our operating expenses for the next few months, at which point I’ll be asking for your financial support again.

Your donation makes you a key supporter of my jet set lifestyle, and pays for:

• Day-to-day operations: food, travel, massages.
• Continued development & improvements to my personal brand.
• Outreach events like Wikipedia Academies: in-person workshops where I hit on and grope female attendees.
• Volunteer support: helping our international pedophile community to grow and to continue to do amazing work.

You can still get involved:

Any donations beyond our $6 million goal are transferred directly to my personal bank account so that I can continue to do my good works with former Eastern Bloc prostitutes. Your continued support will also serve as a much-needed financial safety net if my penchant for fine dining and loose women cannot be controlled.

You have proven that Wikipedia matters to you, and that you support our mission: to bring misinformation and disinformation to the planet, free of charge and free of truth. You (and Svetlana) helped make my day.

I honestly don’t appreciate your support but I do appreciate your stupidity.

If you donated money, please feel free to join me tomorrow (Saturday) in the Champagne Lounge at Scores East Side on 333 East 60 Street in New York City for a celebration. I’ll be arriving when the doors open at 7 pm.

Thank you,

Jimbo Wales