Introducing Drama 2.0’s Sex Your Startup
Whoever coined the phrase “sex sells” knew this fact because he was broke.
As pop culture trains young girls to believe that their sexuality empowers them, society has seen no shortage of women looking to exploit their sexuality for financial gain.
Unfortunately, without the services of a competent manager, most end up exploiting themselves.
And so it is that a young woman named Jenae hopes her barely legal look is recession-proof.
She’s started a new venture - Girl in Your Shirt. For $75, she’ll wear your company’s shirt for a day and post it on Twitter, Flickr, YouTube, Viddler and Seesmic.
It’s not the deal of the century for either party as far as I’m concerned and in an effort to ensure that any readers of The Drama 2.0 Show don’t waste their money, I’m providing an alternative.
If your company really wants to attract attention, Drama 2.0 can produce videos that will have prospective customers salivating over your brand (literally).
The Shake Package
You supply the outfit and I supply the ass. One woman aged 18-25 with grade-A assets will shake her rump to a thumping beat while wearing your outfit, commanding attention for your brand that is hard to beat.
Your video will be uploaded to popular video sharing websites. Judging from the number of views this ass-shaker has generated, taking a bottom-up approach is probably more sensible than Jenae’s top-down approach.
Cost: $1,500
The Porn Package
If you’re looking to build an edgy brand, there’s nothing edgier than a little product placement in a porn video.
My crew, with your creative input, will film a porn scene that integrates your brand into the action. If you’ve ever dreamed of customers screaming your company name from the top of their lungs, here’s your opportunity and then some.
Your video will be uploaded to popular porn file sharing services like PornoTube.
Cost: Starting at $3,500 depending on number of participants and creative requirements
This is Not a Joke
Yes, I am serious. Contact me.
Leora did this earlier this summer:
http://www.centernetworks.com/leora-zellman-booth-babe
she sold different body parts for different prices…
Allen: yes I commented on that.
That was a stupid idea. If a company wants a booth babe, they hire a dedicated booth babe.
Paying $30/hour for “shared space” makes no sense.
Sometimes I wonder about the technology industry. It’s amazing that something like Girl in Your Shirt received any attention at all, let alone from one of the most popular technology blogs.
$75 might be cheap but there’s no tangible return likely so it’s kind of like making a $75 donation.
This girl won’t even wear a tank top so I don’t think she realizes what she’s getting into.
In any case, a company would be far better off doing something that is really going to attract attention even if it costs more money. Somehow, however, I suspect that no companies will take me up on my offer here.
btw this girl lives in the middle of america - will the shirt even get any coverage? a photo on flickr is meaningless.
except for mike’s purchse, i doubt she will have many people lining up for her service.
Actually, most viewed videos on youtube ain’t sexy girls. it’s babies and pets.
so here’s my proposal: i’ll shoot my cute kitties wearing a custom sized mini-shirt with your logo for 50 bucks. 30 seconds videos. Add 20 bucks if you want them to drink milk.
i’ll shoot 10 vids a day and i think i have one of the best business model ever with zero cost.
if you have puppies or a baby, wanna partner on that drama?
No comment from the Chubby Mommies on this one, sorry boys.
Steve: I don’t do puppies and while I believe that child monetization is a good thing (and that child labor is great way to help youngsters develop a work ethic), I don’t have any children of my own (at least that I know of).
D - for some reason I always feel uncomfortable when you pick on young women. This is a silly idea but hey, whatever.
I prefer your thoughful posts attacking the stupidity of investments, large companies, and slightly insane bloggers.
http://girl.inyourshirt.tv/
It turns out she’s still in business…