Drama 2.0 Preparing Lawsuit Against Facebook
According to legal experts and as reported by the New York Times, Facebook’s Social Ads platform may be illegal under New York law. My attorneys at the prestigious law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe LLP are currently preparing to take legal action on my behalf against Facebook.
Facebook’s Social Ads have caused irreperable harm to me and my reputation: a very attractive, highly-impressionable young woman I successfully wooed using pokes and wall postings on Facebook cancelled her date with me last night due to Social Ads which were displayed to her based on purchases I had allegedly made which were shared by Facebook. Social Ads are evil and I look forward to obtaining financial compensation justice for Facebook’s intentionally harmful actions.
More to follow.
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